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因为广东人对“水”情有独钟：

倾计叫……吹水;

百元叫……一旧水;

钟意叫……心水;

自豪叫……威水;

把风叫……睇水;

有钱叫……多水;

借钱叫……踱水;

筹钱叫……扑水;

俾钱叫……磅水;

呃钱叫……昆水;

佣金叫……抽水;

命运叫……命水;

减少叫……缩水;

失踪叫……潜水;

离开叫……散水;

留学叫……浸咸水;

快结束叫……尾水;

水中行走叫……涧水;

机灵醒目叫……醒水;

谋取暴利叫……掠水;

从中取利叫……油水;

緋闻报道叫……煲水;

收取利益叫……食水;

摸不清关系叫……乜水;

半生不死叫……吊盐水;

一知半解叫……半桶水;

全无希望叫……冻过水;

装模作样叫……整色整水;

糊里糊涂叫……一头雾水;

低水平比赛叫……水斗水;

进退两难叫……唔汤唔水;

财路亨通叫……猪笼入水

所以这几天好多水！

​一男追一姑娘多年，姑娘用英文发了一段话给他，他找朋友翻译:“要不你离开我，要不我就和你同归于尽。”那男子伤心欲绝，再也没有和她联系，后来，男子英语过6级了，才知道那句话是“你若不离，我必生死相依！”失败的原因：没有问对人。所以，永远不要听那些不懂的人信口开河，任何事情请自己静下来用心验证，不要道听途说。宁可相信世界上有鬼，都不要相信给你的负能量和失败者的嘴！

A man chasing a girl for many years, the girl made a passage in English to him, he found a friend translated: “Why do not you leave me, or I’ll die with you.” The man was heartbroken, no contact with her, later, the man had six English, to know that sentence is the cause of the failure. “if you do not leave, I will be life and death!”: did not ask for one. So, never listen to those who do not understand the lip, anything to calm down at your own intentions verification, not hearsay. I would rather believe that the world ghosts, do not believe the negative energy and give you a loser mouth!