段子

​一男追一姑娘多年,姑娘用英文发了一段话给他,他找朋友翻译:“要不你离开我,要不我就和你同归于尽。”那男子伤心欲绝,再也没有和她联系,后来,男子英语过6级了,才知道那句话是“你若不离,我必生死相依!”失败的原因:没有问对人。所以,永远不要听那些不懂的人信口开河,任何事情请自己静下来用心验证,不要道听途说。宁可相信世界上有鬼,都不要相信给你的负能量和失败者的嘴!

A man chasing a girl for many years, the girl made a passage in English to him, he found a friend translated: “Why do not you leave me, or I’ll die with you.” The man was heartbroken, no contact with her, later, the man had six English, to know that sentence is the cause of the failure. “if you do not leave, I will be life and death!”: did not ask for one. So, never listen to those who do not understand the lip, anything to calm down at your own intentions verification, not hearsay. I would rather believe that the world ghosts, do not believe the negative energy and give you a loser mouth!

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今天七点20才出门,硬是7点57分到公司楼下,来不及等电梯了,急急忙忙爬九楼踩点到办公室。浑身汗来不及处理,放东西后,连忙打领带又上十楼开会……坐下都能出汗……

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